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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In his new controversial music video, Snoop Dogg uses a toy gun to shoot a man resembling President Trump. Martha Stewart who is teaming up with Snoop Dogg in a tv show this year defended the rapper. “I can relate to his anger”, she explained while taping one of her shows. “Because often times when I enter someone’s home, that has rooms which are not tastefully decorated and color coordinated, I feel like taking a gun and blowing their freakin’ brains out after giving them a good pistol whipping!” She then flashed some gangs signs and continued preparing a gourmet meal.

Donald TrumpMartha StewartSnoop Dogg

• 03/15/2017


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