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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon has announced that when they finally start delivering packages by drones, that their new technology will not be used in Chicago. The internet giant explained that this will change as soon as someone invents a light material that can coat the drones which would make them bulletproof.

• 03/08/2017


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