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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bank, West Virginia – The Green Bank radio telescope has now stated that they have detected and deciphered a faint signal from an advanced civilization that’s more that 200,000 light years away. According to the astronomers, the message appears to be saying, “earthlings are so freakin’ nosy.”

• 03/09/2017


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