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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio continues his policy in which reporters have to bow down and worship him as God before he will answer any of their questions at a press conference. He said he is also planning on remodeling Madison Square Garden into a Roman Colosseum and fill it with hungry lions, as a way to deal with any Christians in NYC that challenges his deity.

Bill de Blasio

• 03/09/2017


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