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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – The estranged wife of former Vice President Joe Biden’s youngest son, Hunter Biden, claims he squandered the couple’s money on drugs, alcohol and prostitutes since the couple separated in 2015. In a court filing last week, Kathleen Buhle Biden asked a Washington, D.C. judge to order Hunter Biden to stop spending the couple’s remaining assets. “Throughout the parties’ separation, Mr. Biden has created financial concerns for the family by spending extravagantly on his own interests (including drugs, alcohol, prostitutes, strip clubs, and gifts for women with whom he has sexual relations) while leaving the family with no funds to pay legitimate bills,” wrote Rebekah Sullivan, a lawyer for Kathleen. Hunter responded by saying, “Everything that my wife accused me of is true. However, my dad has been doing the exact same thing for decades, and my mother never filed for a divorce. My wife’s selfish decision to end our marriage reflects her lack of commitment to me, which shows that she has very little respect for family values.”

Joe Biden

• March 3, 2017


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