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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I is urging people to have fewer children in order to make the world more sustainable. He explained that the Catholic Church is leading by example in regards to population control, stating, “something worthwhile has finally come out of our denomination having such a high concentration of gay priests.”

Pope Francis I

• 03/06/2017


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