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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – Chapel Hill-Carrboro schools will be closed to students on March 8 – proclaimed as “A Day Without A Woman” – because the school system expects to be shorthanded. Durham Public Schools is also discussing closing schools on the same day but no decision had been made. The DNC is praising both school districts, and they want more people in the United States to continue to come up with excuses not work.

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• 03/06/2017


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