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BREAKING NEWS – Comer, Georgia – Judith Moriah Armstrong was arrested after she reportedly slammed her car into a chicken truck, fled and then told officers who tracked her down that she hit the vehicle because she is a vegan. Authorities said she faces charges of hit-and-run, aggressive driving, driving under the influence, and obstruction. Armstrong was still intoxicated when arrested, and told the cops because she’s a vegan and doesn’t want people to eat fish, she plans on driving to Florida and slamming her car into the ocean.

• 03/07/2017


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