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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – In a rare appearance in public, Hillary Clinton visited Harvard University and made comments suggesting she may be disappointed with her aides and friends, saying she’d bring “no one” to a deserted island even if she could. The former presidential candidate appeared at a private Harvard event with a small number of students and was later interviewed about her time as the Secretary of State. During the visit, Clinton was asked which three “non-relatives” she’d bring to a deserted island, according to people attending the event. She later stated that she would bring Huma Abedin, but within one hour, only one of them would still be alive.

Hillary ClintonHuma Abedin

• 03/07/2017


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