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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A group of rabbi grabbed a man that was trying to rob them, quickly threw him to the ground, and held him there until the police arrived. The rabbis who all had taken a course in self defense classes, stated that they subdued the suspect by using Jew- jitsu.

• 03/10/2017


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