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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was reading about a magician who joined the U.S. Army in 1943 during World War II. While in Germany he was encircled by the enemy, as five German soldiers pointed their guns at him. Suddenly from nowhere, he pulled out and explosive dropped it. The soldiers immediately scattered as he made his escape. He contributed his survival to being a magician, by using his skilled “slight of hand”… grenade.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 03/05/2017


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