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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Bentonville, Arkansas – Walmart wants to deploy in-store drones. Tired of searching far-flung corners of a big…

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Aries  ~  March 21 – April 19 Symbol: Ram Element: Fire Sign Ruler: Mars Lucky Color: Red Lucky Number: 5 

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BREAKING NEWS – Arlington, Virginia – PBS has now announced that Big Bird has been arrested for killing another Sesame…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A New York literacy test designed to weed out unqualified teachers,…

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Georgia deputies raided a middle school teacher’s home and seized guns and $6 million…

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OCTOPUS KITES

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I love my sister-in-law, but she is the queen of unsolicited advice. Any conversation about my work, our…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A close friend of mine who often mixes up numbers, was recently injured when he fell down. He said he…

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Sometimes do you ever wonder why God called you to do something for Him? There are many reasons why God…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been dating this guy for about six months, but he has never stated how he feels…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My mother frequently instilled in me to have a strong work ethic. For years she was employed at a bakery,…

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AN UNIDENTIFIED CIA OPERATIVE 

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BREAKING NEWS – Atlanta, Georgia – Several air lines are now experimenting with an in-flight amenity that vanished in 2010:…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rachel Maddow has filed a lawsuit against President Trump alleging that…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Theresa Caputo was determined to prove to the world she has…

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BREAKING NEWS – Titusville, Florida – Sheriff Wayne Ivey in central Florida is giving the search for criminals a creative…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Chuck Schumer stated that he is still outraged that Donald Trump…

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami-Dade County, Florida – The family members and close friends of former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno…

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WINE AND CHEESE AT DUSK

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