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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – In his new controversial music video, Snoop Dogg uses a toy gun to…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Democrats are now blaming Donald Trump for the winter storm that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to President Trump’s leaked tax returns, he paid $38 million in taxes on…

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MUTUAL ATTRACTION

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A book called “Reasons To Vote For Democrats“ by the Daily…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The FBI have finally concluded after a five year investigation of city and state…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden is joining University of Delaware officials for the launch…

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COLORFUL LIPS

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Judges are now cracking down on grocery store shoplifters. One man who was…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Hillary Clinton’s friends and family are now very concerned regarding her mental health. The…

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BREAKING NEWS – Carson City, Nevada – O.J. Simpson could get out of prison later this year, if a pivotal…

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SUNRISE NEAR A COUNTRY ROAD

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have been married for almost five years to an attorney who has excellent debate skills, mainly because…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

My nephew recently went on trial for attempting to rob a bank. The prosecution stated during the proceedings that they…

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Abraham and Isaac

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My boyfriend and I have been together for two years, and for those two years, I’ve had to…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Due to the fact that referees have worked too many games during the regular season, they have to refrain from…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A group of rabbi grabbed a man that was trying to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – On the south side of Chicago, in one of the city’s most dangerous neighborhoods,…

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