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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Legal experts seem to be pretty doubtful regarding the success of Hillary Clinton’s legal…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Mayor Bill de Blasio continues his policy in which reporters have…

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BREAKING NEWS – Green Bank, West Virginia – The Green Bank radio telescope has now stated that they have detected…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former chairman of the 2016 Hillary Clinton presidential campaign John Podesta, is resting comfortably…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – NBC announces one of their latest cop shows that will begin…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – During her brief appearance at Harvard University, Hillary Clinton was candid in telling the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Seattle, Washington – Amazon has announced that when they finally start delivering packages by drones, that their…

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BREAKING NEWS – Cambridge, Massachusetts – In a rare appearance in public, Hillary Clinton visited Harvard University and made comments…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The U.S. Soccer Federation added a new policy to its bylaws requiring players to…

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BREAKING NEWS – Comer, Georgia – Judith Moriah Armstrong was arrested after she reportedly slammed her car into a chicken…

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BREAKING NEWS – Raleigh, North Carolina – Chapel Hill-Carrboro schools will be closed to students on March 8 – proclaimed…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – President Trump got to work exacting revenge on top Democratic lawmakers for demanding his…

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BREAKING NEWS – Vatican City, Italy – Pope Francis I is urging people to have fewer children in order to…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My sister got married in L.A. I live in New York, and I threw her bachelorette party in…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I was reading about a magician who joined the U.S. Army in 1943 during World War II. While in Germany…

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