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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My dad says you are the tops in the psychiatric help business, so I really hope that you…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I love history, and I hate it when someone gets their “facts” wrong. Last week a friend of mine told…

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THE LATE NIGHT KILLER

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – An Oregon judge is being investigated after she allegedly helped an illegal immigrant elude…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – A fire broke on an upper floor of the Trump International…

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BREAKING NEWS – Dover, Delaware – The estranged wife of former Vice President Joe Biden’s youngest son, Hunter Biden, claims…

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When you initially fall in love, it often feels like you’re in heaven.

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – An ex-Clinton volunteer Dan Grilo gets fired by his employer, after taking a swipe…

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BREAKING NEWS – Fort Meyers, Florida – A Florida homeowner said he used his martial arts training to apprehend an…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Rapper Jay Z said in an interview that modern radio has…

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A WINDY EVENING IN MARCH

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BREAKING NEWS – Boston, Massachusetts – A 76-year-old Boston woman received an outpouring of support after she was fined $200…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Patriotic winos are now holding rallies nationwide, demanding that their favorite type of alcohol…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) refused during an interview on CNN’s State of the Union…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in March. Birthstone: Aquamarine Zodiac signs: Pisces and Aries

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