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BREAKING NEWS – Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania – Three Pittsburgh-area mothers are launching their “Hello Hijab” effort on April 1, providing handmade hijabs for children’s dolls, including Barbie. Gisele Fetterman, Safaa Bokhari, and Kristen Michaels say they launched “Hello Hijab” to teach children about inclusiveness. And to be consistent with Sharia Law, the Barbies will be immediately tossed into the garbage if not worse, if they are ever seen in public, without being accompanied by an Islamic Ken doll.

• 03/27/2017


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