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BREAKING NEWS – McLean, Virginia – The previously limited-edition M&M’s White Chocolate will soon be available year-round. A spokesman for Mars Candy stated, “M&M’S White Chocolate will hit shelves at select food, mass, convenience and drug stores nationwide starting in May 2017 in Singles packs that feature the brand’s iconic colorful candy shells.” Jesse Jackson referred to the White Chocolate as “sending a subliminal message to African-Americans that Caucasians are still in control of us.” He then added, “I also believe Mars Candy is currently working with NASA to eventually colonize on Mars, to insure that blacks will be oppressed on two planets.”

Jesse JacksonNASA

• 03/30/2017


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