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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Vice President Mike Pence won’t eat in a room alone with another woman besides his wife, Karen Pence. That was one revelation from a Washington Post article detailing aspects of his 32-year marriage. According to journalist Ashley Parker, Pence told The Hill in 2002 that he won’t attend events where alcohol is served without his wife. Bill Clinton referred to Pence as “a weak man that is afraid to find out that he’d discover the joy of adultery.” And the president of NOW (National Organization of Women) Terry O’Neill, stated, “Pence’s marital standards are totally sexist, because he is denying potential mistresses opportunities of getting appointments by him through blackmail.”

Bill ClintonNational Organization of WomenNOWTerry O’Neill

• 03/31/2017


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