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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Crayola is about to ditch one of the iconic colors in its classic 24-count box. The crayon company will make the big announcement Friday on National Crayon Day in Times Square in New York. The company has not yet revealed which color is getting the boot or what will replace it, only teasing in an announcement it will “retire one of its beloved colors from its iconic Crayon portfolio.” Protests have already begun from several groups. African-Americans are concerned that it will be black, Asians are worried that it will be light brown, and aliens housed in Area 51 do not want removed, any shades of green.

• 03/29/2017


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