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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’ve loved some of the worst men out there that have used me for anything they could get….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

When I interact with dumb people who appear to have only 50% of their brain that’s functional, I have a…

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If you think you’ve blown God’s plan for your life, you can rest assure, you’re not that powerful.

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a woman working for a software startup. We are all millennials. I really enjoy my job, except…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

Ferrets have become very popular pets in America, and I told my neighbor’s six year old son that I would…

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RUNNING AWAY

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Inmates for years have thought of ingenious — and sometimes very compromising ways —…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pine Bluff, Arkansas – The Arkansas Department of Correction has now executed four convicted killers in the…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pine Bluff, Arkansas – The lawyer for the Arkansas death row inmate Kenneth Williams who was killed…

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WOMEN IN THE RAIN   (5 of 5)

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BREAKING NEWS – Mountain View, California – Jason Sylvain was arrested after allegedly attacking a Knightscope K5 security robot. “When…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – North Korea propaganda releases a video that depicts the United States getting bombed. Dictator…

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BREAKING NEWS – Bristol, Connecticut – ESPN lays off about 100 employees, including on-air talent. The memo, from ESPN President…

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WOMEN IN THE RAIN   (4 of 5)

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BREAKING NEWS – Berkeley, California – The University of California, Berkeley is likely to once again be the site of…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Civil rights activist Al Sharpton is now threatening a nationwide boycott…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Foreign Secretary Luis Videgaray called U.S. President Donald Trump’s plan to build a…

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WOMEN IN THE RAIN   (3 of 5)

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BREAKING NEWS – Maranello, Italy – If you have enough money to buy a Ferrari, it’ll be happy to paint…

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BREAKING NEWS – Davis, California – A new vending machine in a University of California Davis study room traded the…

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