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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – In an attempt to get even with Vladimir Putin for allegedly causing her loss last November, Hillary Clinton announces that in 2020 she plans to run for president of Russia. Bernie Sanders endorsed her decision, and stated, “Hopefully someone will pour a bucket of warm water on her if she speaks at an outdoor rally during the winter months in Siberia.”

Bernie SandersHillary ClintonVladimir Putin

• 04/20/2017


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