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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – MSNBC’s Chris Matthews has now compared President Donald Trump’s daughter Ivanka and son-in-law Jared Kushner to Uday and Qusay Hussein —the murderous adult children working for their ruthless father and Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. “Uday and Qusay working for Saddam Hussein – you couldn’t go to a restaurant and have eye contact with those guys without getting killed.” he explained. “These people are really powerful. Imagine getting into a fight in the office with Jared or Ivanka, they have enormous power.” When later challenged on his statement, Matthews didn’t back down. I will maintain my position until someone can show me proof that neither Jared or Ivanka has never ordered the assassination of anyone in their life. I feel I have a very compelling argument by MSNBC standards.”

Chris MatthewsDonald TrumpMSNBCSaddam Hussein

• 04/06/2017


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