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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi broke with fellow Democrats who had criticized President Trump’s military action against Syria. Georgia Congressman John Lewis is referring to Schumer and Pelosi as “worthless traitors”. He said he believes that they were both bribed by Trump, and he wants an investigation into both of their finances, to see if they have any off shore bank accounts with balances that increased by $10 million in the last 48 hours. Lewis also called Trump a racist for not offering him the exact same deal.

Chuck SchumerDonald TrumpNancy Pelosi

• 04/07/2017


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