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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – To the surprise of a very large audience, Hillary Clinton explained why she didn’t receive greater support from African-Americans in November’s election. “I am totally responsible,” she began. “I should’ve spent more time in black communities in order to secure the superpredator vote.”

Hillary Clinton

• 04/10/2017


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