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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – Brian Williams caused a Twitter uproar following comments he made during his show on Thursday about what he called “beautiful pictures” of U.S. missiles launching during an attack on a Syrian air base. During “The 11th Hour” on MSNBC, Williams stated that the “beautiful pictures at night” of the airstrike tempted him to quote a line from a Leonard Cohen song: “I am guided by the beauty of our weapons.” Twitter lit up even more, after Williams stated that he personally launched all of the missiles by himself.

Brian WilliamsonMSNBC

• 04/10/2017


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