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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am currently dating a woman who is in charge of maintaining traffic lights all over the city, that keeps me confused on how she really feels about me. Last week she handed to me a few traffic lights in a box that she literally had ground up. So, once again, she’s sending me mixed signals. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 04/02/2017


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