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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

While getting my annual check-up at the hospital, I saw this really attractive nurse. After a brief conversation with her, I asked her out. She flashed her pretty smile and told me that either I missed taking my medication or I should start taking some, and then walked away. With all the selfish women in the world, it was really refreshing to meet a compassionate lady that had some genuine concerns about my health. What the…

Life through Blake's eyes

• 04/15/2017


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