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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Jeff Sessions vowed to “devastate” the Central American gang MS-13, calling the…

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BREAKING NEWS – James City County, Virginia – When Brandie Weiler pulled over to help victims of a car accident…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – A federal judge has blocked efforts to bring back to U.S. Capitol grounds a…

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IT’S ALL ABOUT LOVE

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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida  – While speaking at Miami Dade College, former Vice President Joe Biden stated that when…

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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Melissa Etheridge likes to smoke marijuana with her family, she revealed as part…

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BREAKING NEWS – Mosul, Iraq – The leaders of ISIS and al-Qaeda are understood to be in talks about a…

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In the 1950’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – Pyongyang, North Korea – Over the weekend, North Korea attempted to launch a missile from an eastern…

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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After enduring a couples of a public relations nightmares, United Airlines is now promising…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump responds to people all over America that didn’t support him, and are…

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A SPLASHING CHERRY

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My fiancé and I are moving to a new apartment in L.A. right after our wedding (in Wisconsin),…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

As a Christian, it’s not up to me to judge where a person’s ultimate destination will be. But I personally…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I have a friend who will hand a gift back to me immediately after unwrapping it if she…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

While getting my annual check-up at the hospital, I saw this really attractive nurse. After a brief conversation with her,…

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JESUS BEING TAKEN TO HIS TOMB

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Afghanistan officials said 36 Islamic State militants were killed when the U.S. dropped the…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The sculptor of Wall Street’s iconic “Charging Bull” statue says New…

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