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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Newark, New Jersey – In what was described by witnesses as an “intense meltdown”, new Democratic National…

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – After months of debates, Congress finally passes a new federal law which mandates that…

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BREAKING NEWS – Broken Arrow, Oklahoma – The woman accused of acting as the getaway driver for three would-be burglars…

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MORNING GLORY

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I work in a small office with three other employees. They all smoke, and at times the smell…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I am currently dating a woman who is in charge of maintaining traffic lights all over the city, that keeps…

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Happy Birthday from Unconfirmed Breaking News to everyone who was born in April. Birthstone: Diamond Zodiac signs: Aries and Taurus

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I am about to graduate from high school, and that day can’t come fast enough for me. The…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

I have always thought that everyone has a gift, and after all these years I figured out what mine is….

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