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BREAKING NEWS – Los Angeles, California – Janet Jackson has split with billionaire husband Wissam Al Mana. According to the New York Post while one source said the split is amicable and the couple will co-parent their son, others said trouble had been brewing for months. “She thought he had become too controlling during the pregnancy and she had already allowed him to dictate her appearance and even the way she performed at concerts,” the source who works closely with the couple said. But the final straw for Jackson came when Al Mana told her that he is sick and tired of her “worthless brothers” constantly calling him, trying to hit him up for a loan.

Janet Jackson

• 04/11/2017


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