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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Former Vice President Joe Biden states that he is totally against building a southern wall, because he said it promotes mistrust. “I’m also against fences around personal property too,” he added. “People should not be giving their neighbors the impression that their property is more important than establishing relationships in the community. I also apply the exact same principle to people locking their cars and removing the keys from the ignition. In my view, drivers should appear to be welcoming and friendly, instead of being concerned about filing a police report for their stolen vehicle or complaining about how high their deductible is.”

Joe Biden

• 04/14/2017


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