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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Donald Trump responds to people all over America that didn’t support him, and are now saying that they have gotten very little sleep since he was elected. “I have a lot of compassion for those particular people,” he began. “And they need their beauty rest, because I’ve seen pictures of a lot of them, and most of them are extremely ugly.”

Donald Trump

• 04/17/2017


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