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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – After enduring a couples of a public relations nightmares, United Airlines is now promising that their passengers will never see or hear another passenger being beaten on their commercial jets. To insure this, everyone boarding will be lead to their seats by the flight attendants, because the customers will be mandated to wear blindfolds and earplugs.

• 04/17/2017


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