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BREAKING NEWS – Miami, Florida  – While speaking at Miami Dade College, former Vice President Joe Biden stated that when the Pilgrims left Great Britain and came to America in 1620, they had the full endorsement of the United Nations in their quest for religious freedom. He also said that back then, King George closely monitored the activities of the Pilgrims with satellite surveillance, and by daily communications with Native American informants through Skype.

Joe Biden

• 04/18/2017


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