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BREAKING NEWS – James City County, Virginia – When Brandie Weiler pulled over to help victims of a car accident in Virginia on Saturday, she never thought it would be her 12-year-old daughter Maddie, who would end up saving the day. The mom of two pulled over and got out of her car to help the victims of the crash. While she was on the phone with 911, the man who caused the crash, Paul Salsman, approached her van with her two daughters still inside. Williamsburg police say Salsman walked up to the van, stuck his hand inside the car, unlocked the door and climbed in. Maddie’s protective instincts then shifted into gear, and she started punching Salsman and screaming for help, in addition to putting the transmission in drive because she knew he would not be able to start the engine and drive away. Salsman was charged with three counts of attempted carjacking, and he failed to persuade the police to charge Maddie with an assault, and for operating a motor vehicle without a license.

• 04/19/2017


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