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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Attorney General Jeff Sessions vowed to “devastate” the Central American gang MS-13, calling the group “one of the most violent gangs in the history of our country, no doubt about it.” DNC Chairman Tom Perez called Sessions a “lowdown racist” and then stated that “MS-13 is not a violent gang, but a group of undocumented community organizers, with automatic weapons.”

Jeff SessionsTom Perez

• 04/19/2017


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