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BREAKING NEWS – Maranello, Italy – If you have enough money to buy a Ferrari, it’ll be happy to paint it any color you want, as long as it’s not pink. “It just doesn’t fit into our whole ethos to be honest,” explained CEO Hubert Appleroth. “It’s a brand rule. No Pink.” Referring to their policy as “blatantly discriminatory” with plans to protest, are thousands of wealthy sports car enthusiasts that are also gay men.

• April 25, 2017


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