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BREAKING NEWS – Mexico City, Mexico – Foreign Secretary Luis Videgaray called U.S. President Donald Trump’s plan to build a border wall an “unfriendly, hostile act.” He then added that, “Señor Trump can spin it anyway he wants, but we all know that the real reason he wants to build the wall, is to prevent my people from entering his country whenever we darn well please!”

Donald Trump

• April 26, 2017


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