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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The U.S. military successfully shot down a mock nuclear warhead simulating the speed and…

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BREAKING NEWS – New York City, New York – The outspoken comedian Kathy Griffin posed for a photo shoot in…

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BREAKING NEWS – Berlin, Germany – German Chancellor Merkel states that the United States is no longer being a trustworthy…

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Only fools ignore advice from their mothers  ~  Anonymous

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BREAKING NEWS – Wellesley, Massachusetts – While giving the commencement address at her Alma Mater, Wellesley College Hillary Clinton, she…

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BREAKING NEWS – Palm Beach, Florida – Legendary golfer Tiger Woods was arrested for Driving Under the Influence in Florida…

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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – The mayor of Portland has urged organizers to shut down “alt-right” President Trump rallies…

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SPEED JUNKIES IN INDIANA

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BREAKING NEWS – Norfolk, Virginia – A federal judge on Friday tossed out two life sentences for one of Virginia’s…

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BREAKING NEWS – San Bernadino, California – A California woman is suing the makers of Jelly Belly jelly beans, claiming…

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BREAKING NEWS – Honololu, Hawaii – An American Airlines passenger was detained in Honololu after he tried to get into…

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Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, I’m a 28-year-old man who works hard at a full-time job and no longer lives with his parents….

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A friend of mine who does incredible custom paint jobs on cars, just got fired over a mistake he made….

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We come, not to mourn our dead soldiers, but to praise them.  ~  Francis A. Walker

Blake’s Advice Column

Dear Blake, My mother-in-law recently moved close to us. What drives me crazy is her entire focus is on us!…

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Life through Blake’s eyes…

A lot of my friends tell me that every time I text them, I always include at least one word…

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A SALUTE THAT’S WELL DESERVED

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BREAKING NEWS – Helena, Montana – Republican Greg Gianforte won Montana’s special election despite being charged with body slamming liberal…

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BREAKING NEWS – Austin Texas – The Alamo Drafthouse theater launched a ‘women only’ screening of ‘Wonder Woman’, which sparked…

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