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Life through Blake’s eyes…

After years of research, I created a capsule with ingredients that include helium. When swallowed, it will cause the person to float in the air, going higher and higher. All I have to do now is to get the FDA to approve it, but I know it will be an up pill battle.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 05/14/2017


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