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PURE SATIRE!!! UPDATED DAILY AT 7 AM PST (OR WHEN WE ARE GOOD AND READY) THREE BREAKING NEWS STORIES EVERY WEEKDAY, PLUS A PROBLEM SOLVING ADVICE COLUMN ON WEEKENDS ~ TO REMAIN UPDATED ON WHAT'S GOING ON AROUND THE WORLD, RELY ON UNCONFIRMED BREAKING NEWS, BECAUSE WHEN THE NEWS BREAKS… WE'LL FIX IT!!!

Life through Blake’s eyes…

After years of research, I created a capsule with ingredients that include helium. When swallowed, it will cause the person to float in the air, going higher and higher. All I have to do now is to get the FDA to approve it, but I know it will be an up pill battle.

Life through Blake's eyes

• 05/14/2017


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