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BREAKING NEWS – Portland, Oregon – The mayor of Portland has urged organizers to shut down “alt-right” President Trump rallies planned for the upcoming weekend. Liberal Mayor Ted Wheeler said “alt-right demonstrations” always fuel hatred, and he boldly declared, “I will not allow opposing opinions from conservatives in this city.” Wheeler then ordered the Police Chief to urge anti- Trump protesters to start riots, and for the Fire Chief to show the demonstrators how to minimize people from getting injured, by teaching them the proper way to torch businesses.

Donald Trump

• 05/30/2017


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