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BREAKING NEWS – Chicago, Illinois – The Chicago Police Department warned its officers about gangs armed with high-powered weapons, after three people were shot to death over the weekend and two cops were targeted in an ambush last week. Anthony Guglielmi, a police spokesman, said three people who were killed in shootings were all members of the same street gang. Al Sharpton commented about the recent violence. “Let’s keep it real, and hold those accountable for the recent violence, and I’m referring to the white people who owns the companies that makes scopes for high powered rifles.”

Al Sharpton

• 05/09/2017


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