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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Senator Chuck Schumer who was outraged at President Trump for firing FBI Director, was asked about the statement he made last November after the election, “I do not have confidence in him.” Schumer stated that he was misquoted, explaining “What I really said was, I…  uh…  I do not have a conference with him. Yeah… that’s what I said. And I was referring to a meeting I was suppose to have with him on that day, and it was cancelled… or something like that.”

Chuck SchumerDonald TrumpFBIJames Comey

• 05/10/2017


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