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BREAKING NEWS – Houston, Texas – Victoria Osteen was featured on Larry King Live to launch her new skincare for women, and anti-aging line, known as Vlamorous Cream. During her 25 years sharing a stage with Joel, Victoria Osteen has miraculously managed to not age at all. According to doctors and scientists that have analyzed the product that “allegedly” removes wrinkles and eyebags, it is nothing more than perfume mixed with mayonnaise. Victoria defended the product stating that it works as she described, and emphasized that the female followers of her church better buy her product regularly, because God will not allow any hags in heaven.

Joel Osteen

• 05/10/2017


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