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BREAKING NEWS – Tel Aviv, Israel – A five year old was given the title the strongest person in world, after sitting backwards, pulling a tank nearly 45 miles. The Guinness Book of World Records initially declined to give her the title when a background check revealed that she was the Hulk’s illegitimate daughter. They later changed their minds and gave her the title after she warned them not to get her angry.

Guinness Book of World RecordsIncredible Hulk

• 05/11/2017


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