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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – The federal government is now earmarking funds for mother and fathers, who acknowledge that they are boring and mundane. The program was created to help them change their personalities with the hopes that their kids will eventually find them interesting, and it will be called Bland Parenthood.

• 05/12/2017


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