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BREAKING NEWS – Westville, Indiana – An inmate believed to have escaped from the Westville Correctional Facility was recaptured on the prison grounds. Officials said 35-year-old Orville Morris never actually got out of the facility after the search began for him and he was hiding in the ceiling above the pallet shop where he worked. Morris denied that he attempted to escape, but alleged that he literally walked up a wall, and was walking on the ceiling, when he fell in (upward). The guards called his allegation ridiculous, but Morris is demanding to speak to an attorney that specializes in the law of gravity.

• 05/15/2017


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