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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – Osama bin Laden’s son Hamza vows attacks on the West in revenge for his dad’s death after becoming Al Qaeda poster boy. Hamza bin Laden, now believed to be 28-years-old, told his father in letters which have now been declassified that ‘the path of jihad for the sake of God is what we live [for]’. In a recent letter that he wrote to members of Al Qaeda, he stated, “I am not going to make the same mistakes my father made, thus I won’t launch any attacks until the Pentagon has abolished the Navy Seals.”

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• 05/18/2017


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