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BREAKING NEWS – Washington, D.C. – According to Homeland Security, teenage female Eskimos are now being heavily recruited by Islamic extremists in northern Alaska to join their group. The brothers of these young ladies are now referring to their siblings as “ICE-SIS”.

Department of Homeland SecurityISISwomen

• 05/18/2017


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