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BREAKING NEWS – Austin Texas – The Alamo Drafthouse theater launched a ‘women only’ screening of ‘Wonder Woman’, which sparked outrage. “The most iconic superheroine in comic book history finally has her own movie, and what better way to celebrate than with an all-female screening?” wrote the Austin-based theater. “Apologies, gentlemen, but we’re embracing our girl power and saying ‘No Guys Allowed’ for one special night at the Alamo Ritz,” explained the owner. A lot of guys who were turned away when the came to see the film were extremely angry. And several gay men who arrived and couldn’t see the film, were so upset they were not allowed in, that after they stopped crying, they told the theater owner that they were going to scratch her eyes out.

• 05/26/2017


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